Being in Conference Seven means the Wolverines just missed being in Conference Eight by just one conference. Being in Conference Eight would have afforded bloggers the opportunity to overdo jokes about being in "the Ocho". Linking to clips about "the Siete" is pretty pointless. Lost blogger opportunity that is.
(Editor's note: Are you still with us? Reporter: Sigh. Just thinking about what might have been. I could have worked an Ocho joke into every blog post, and our readers would have loved it no matter often I went to that well!)
Jayne wheels and deals
Harley with the catch for the
second out in the third inning.
Neither team reached base in the first inning, and the Cavaliers (Editor's Note: Oh, now I get the "joke" in the first paragraph. Very funny. Not.) failed to reach base in the second as well. Pitcher Jayne Orleans threw quite the sequence of pitches to the first five batters. She went 3-0 on the first hitter, battled back to 3-2 before inducing a pop out to Grace Moery at second. Jayne then struck out the next two hitters on three pitches each.
In the second inning, it took three pitches (all strikes) to earn two line outs to Megan Jackson in center field. So, after opening the game with three straight balls, Jayne got five outs on twelve straight strikes. In baseball, that's called a, uh, well, they really don't have a name for it, but it was a unusual statistical string that interested Stat Boy, so that's good enough to earn mention.
Coach Lee: "If it hits the ground
on that side of the line, run!"
The Wolverines went on to score eleven runs off five hits and eight walks in the bottom of the second to essentially end the suspense about the winner of the game. Along with Nikki's hit, Grace had an RBI single, Raven Williams had a single, Jayne had a two run double, and Torie Bolger scorched a single down the line that kicked up chalk for an RBI.
In the inning, walks were patiently earned by Olivia Manous (twice, one RBI), Jayne, Harley Devine (RBI), Torie, Maddie Miller (RBI), Annabelle Miller, and Nikki. One of the more or less exciting plays of the inning came when a pitch deflected off the catcher's mitt and into the West Potomac dugout. Olivia automatically advanced to score the 10th run. (Editor's Note: So by "exciting" you don't mean action-packed. Reporter: Correct. In this case exciting means "unusual/something you don't see every game.")
If you are looking for more description about an inning that featured eight walks, you won't find it here. All I can say is that the Woodson pitcher was not pitch perfect too.
(Editor's Note: Do you receive money for working that movie ad into this post? Reporter: Aargh! Three years into the blog and I finally stumble upon a way to monetize this! Too late! Noooo! Editor: Think of the possibilities -- you could write about watching the game with your Entourage, or note that West Potomac is seeking to Avenger their loss to the Ultrons of Conference Seven -- South County and Lake Braddock. Reporter: All. . .That. . .Money. Too late! Btw. . .Avenger? That's a reach even for me!)
The third inning also went 1-2-3 for Jayne, although she was aided by one of the best catches of the season by Megan (sorry, I missed Micaela Neulight's great catch against South County, so I can't compare the two.) On a ball toward the gap in left center, Megan came streaking in, dove, and caught it backhanded just inches above the ground to keep Jayne's perfect game alive.
It's possible our photographer would have
taken a picture sooner of Megan's catch
if the photographer were related to Megan,
or something.
Jayne thanks Megan for making the catch.
Annabelle rounds first on her single.
Conference Seven Coach of the Year Craig (The Big Manig) Maniglia made wholesale changes in the fourth inning. Christina Dillard came into pitch, Natalie Lerner went behind the plate, Micaela went to left, Caroline Bowman took over at first base, and Raven switched to shortstop.
Olivia begins her slide.
Woodson ended the perfect game with two bloop singles, and a rocket that scored a run. Further damage in the inning was controlled when Maddie just missed getting the hitter of the third single out at first. Caroline alertly wheeled and gunned the ball to Natalie at the plate, who tagged the second would-be run out at home. After a walk, Woodson had second and third, but a flyout to center left the score 13-1.
Maddie to Caroline to Natalie makes toast.
(To be fair to our photographer whom I maligned
above, this was perfectly timed.)
West Potomac would push two key runs across the plate in the bottom of the fourth. They were key, because without them, the game would have lasted longer than five innings.
Bored by walks, the Wolverines settled on a new strategy of getting hit by pitches. Grace led off the inning getting hit, Raven singled her to third (and Raven took second on the throw). Megan then got hit as well. The Woodson pitcher was not pitch perfect either. She walked Christina and Caroline to drive in two more runs before the umpire expanded the zone and forced Wolverines to swing at pitches out of the strike zone because he was calling almost anything a strike. He was worried Five Guys further down on Quander closes at nine pm. (It's actually open till 10pm, and I only know this because I checked on-line. Honestly!).
Up 15-1, the Wolverines gave up four more runs (two unearned) before Christina struck out the last batter to end the game and ensure no more Wolverines had to bat/walk.
Wolverine Whispers: West Potomac. South County. The rubber match. The winner plays in the championship game Friday night against Lake Braddock (the Bruins still have to win tonight to advance, but the Vegas bookmakers have set the line to heavily favor them*) and hosts a home regional game next week. The game is 6:30 tonight at South County. It will be the best six dollars you spend tonight.
*Note to Fairfax County School administrators: As far as this blogger knows, Vegas does NOT set lines on high school sports. And, even if they did, I would not work the stands as a bookie taking action from parents no matter how lucrative. Pete Rose would, but I would not.